Virgins are some of the most wonderful friends!

Realize Who You Are

The End.

Late Nights…

I hate late sleepless nights because that’s when I begin to think about the person I shouldn’t and I fall in and out of love again before the sun rises.

"Everything the sun touches, is our kingdom" - The Lion King

"Everything the sun touches, is our kingdom" - The Lion King

Cute Little Stalker:)

Cute Little Stalker:)

Don’t Leave Me Like This.

Don’t Leave Me Like This.

I LOVE THIS PICTURE OF MYSELF. i’m so jealous

I LOVE THIS PICTURE OF MYSELF. i’m so jealous

jessicaabernall:

thiasthedark:

ryanasorus:

GURLS CAN NOW PISS STANDING UP WITHOUT GETTING PISS EVERYWHERE

I don’t know whether to laugh or wonder why this wasn’t invented sooner.
At least, that was my thought when I hit reblog, but seeing the name of the damned thing pushed it into only laughable territory.

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Pass on the artificial Penis tube… How Did this Chick Wipe? Oh I Know ! Drip Dry—__—

jessicaabernall:

thiasthedark:

ryanasorus:

GURLS CAN NOW PISS STANDING UP WITHOUT GETTING PISS EVERYWHERE

I don’t know whether to laugh or wonder why this wasn’t invented sooner.

At least, that was my thought when I hit reblog, but seeing the name of the damned thing pushed it into only laughable territory.

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Pass on the artificial Penis tube… How Did this Chick Wipe? Oh I Know ! Drip Dry—__—

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i-n-s-0-m-n-i-a-a:

fwips:

cosmicheart:

ninefoldgoddess:

How To Correctly Serve a Watermelon

The more you know…

WHY AM I LAUGHING SO FUCKING HARD

oh myu god THE SoUnDS ITS MAKING

OMFG HAHAHAHAHAHA

GAH ! Lmao ! Too Eff’n Funny ! Reminds me of Mean Lunch Ladies ! 

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When girls at my school complain about having frizzy hair.

They’re like:

I’m just sitting here like:

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