|Virgins are some of the most wonderful friends!|
I hate late sleepless nights because that’s when I begin to think about the person I shouldn’t and I fall in and out of love again before the sun rises.
GURLS CAN NOW PISS STANDING UP WITHOUT GETTING PISS EVERYWHERE
I don’t know whether to laugh or wonder why this wasn’t invented sooner.
At least, that was my thought when I hit reblog, but seeing the name of the damned thing pushed it into only laughable territory.
Pass on the artificial Penis tube… How Did this Chick Wipe? Oh I Know ! Drip Dry—__—
How To Correctly Serve a Watermelon
The more you know…
WHY AM I LAUGHING SO FUCKING HARD
oh myu god THE SoUnDS ITS MAKING
GAH ! Lmao ! Too Eff’n Funny ! Reminds me of Mean Lunch Ladies !